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PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2005 5:58 am 


1) Project Manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.

2) Construction manager is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

3) Controls manager is one who asks if the baby is in the budget (and it saves money to adopt one).

4) Project Engineer is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

5) Section engineer is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.

6) Client is the one who does not know why he wants a baby.

7) Engineering Team is still figuring out how to produce a baby.

8) Procurement Team thinks they do not need a man or woman; it will produce a child with zero resources.

9) Document Control Group thinks they don’t care whether the child is delivered, they will just document 9 months.

10) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.

11) HR guy does not care…he just wants to recruit the woman!!!.


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